THE CALIFORNIA GARDEN

Oh, the places you'll grow!

Who better to fertilize our landscaping imaginations than Dr. Seuss? Dragon trees, rat-tail radish and mondo grass can re-create the wooly, bumpy terrain of his whimsical worlds and release that inner child.

 By Tony Kienitz

 Special to The Times

 October 6, 2005

 It is a sad, sad sight

when everywhere we look,

each garden that we see

is from the copycat book. 

 

 We wish we would find

clumps of snazzle-poke plants, 

or shrubs of snick-berries

or a tree that grows pants!

 

 "We want that!" we all shout.

"Something different, something new! 

But how do we get it?

Where? Why? What? And who?"

 YOU can scan magazines, coffee-table books and how-to encyclopedias, fervently seeking garden inspiration, but the best ideas just may sit right there on your kid's shelf: Dr. Seuss left landscapes that are simple genius. They are imbued with fantastic twists and hypnotic twirls, with fuzzy trees, spindly shrubs and goofy groundcovers. The gardens he rendered are at once strange and comical and then, too, comforting and sweet. You would be happy to sit in a garden like his, to read your books, to sip your gobo tea. You would and you could.

 And it needn't be a large garden. In fact, it might be better as a garden room, a getaway space, a secret corner of solace. It would need only enough yard to allow for some mounds, for a Dr. Seuss garden has but one rule: Hills and bumps are not a "could" but a "should." Otherwise, it's no good.

  After the bumps are in place, consider the plants. Ethan Prall-Freedman of Brentwood, 7 years old and not yet married, suggests, "I think you would want to have a truffula tree." In "The Lorax," the truffula trees are victim to industrial greed. The story teaches how each part of an ecosystem sustains another part; without one element, the entire environment collapses. "Truffulas look like, like tufts," Ethan says, "and the tops come in many, you know, many unusual colors."

 A tree with tufts describes Dracaena draco well. Sometimes called the dragon tree, Dracaena draco is a slow-grower with a naked and hunched trunk. Sitting atop the warped stalk is a spiky sphere of leaves. These plants take sun or partial shade and can get by with less water than most. The Sunset Western Garden Book remarks that the tree "makes odd but interesting silhouette."

 Just what the doctor ordered, it seems. Situated prominently atop one of the mounds, this patio tree would be considered the "bones" of the Dr. Seuss garden. Add a few gray clumps of Matilija poppy (Romneya coulteri) around the borders, with their gargantuan fried-egg flowers, and perhaps a smattering of kangaroo paw (Anigozanthos), and you've taken care of your "big plant" requirements.

 But what exactly are we trying to capture? Jimmy Holder, illustrator of children's books including "Pig, Pigger, Piggest," is a lifelong fan of Dr. Seuss. "I love how he's heavy on line work," he says. "Very little color. And what color there is, is muted and soft."

 Holder's observation suggests that the garden should be fairly sparse and that it should be primarily pastel. An excellent mid-size oddity to include in this garden then is giant kalanchoe, or felt plant (Kalanchoe beharensis), a drought-tolerant succulent that takes full sun to full shade. Giant kalanchoe eventually grows 4 to 5 feet tall and, like the dragon tree, tips and bends at odd angles. The pale green leaves, downy like felt, are wavy and bunched at their tips, resembling the lips of an embarrassed comic-strip clam.

 "I imagine the children's creativity would be unleashed as the Cat in the Hat's was when he entered the ordered world of Sally and her brother," says Mrs. Sandi Geer, peerless kindergarten teacher whose class at High Point Academy in Pasadena celebrates Theodor Seuss Geisel's birthday every March. "Can't you just hear their infectious giggles and their oohs and aahs as they discover Dr. Seuss' world alive and growing?" 

 Mrs. Geer makes a good point, indeed. A Dr. Seuss garden should be filled with plants to discover, smell, touch and taste. It should be interactive.

  If characters on the page are eating beezle-nut stew, then we should have rat-tail radish available for supper. We can walk a crooked mile with our walking-stick kale when collecting a peck of snide from the local snide field. Listen for residents of Who-ville when picking dandelion leaves for a BLT. Giggle at the top-setting, Egyptian onions, whose bulblets can be found dangling above, not below, the ground.

 Purple kohlrabi seems especially made for a Dr. Seuss garden, the mellow grape color perfect for the theme. A member of the cabbage family, kohlrabi develops a fat, bulbous stalk that sits corpulently atop the soil. The oval, crimped leaves shoot away from the stalk in a manner that makes one wonder if the leaves haven't been stuck into the kohlrabi rather than having grown out. If left to flower, the plant will seed itself, usually quite reliably so. Kohlrabi eaten raw is delightful. It's great for kids when sliced like fries and dipped into something cheesy. Seuss frites, anyone?

 The final touch to your Dr. Seuss garden would be to plant a few dozen clumps of mondo grass. Black mondo, resembling the wayward hairs growing out of Grampa's ears, is best but more expensive than the green. Combining the two mondo colors, predominantly green leafed with a spattering of black, is most cost-effective.

  The list of potential plants goes on and on, but in the end, simplicity will mark the way. Choose carefully and the impact of a Dr. Seuss garden will live outside its bindings.

 "It would be such fun to start at the beginning of a beautifully manicured garden only to discover that a bit farther down the path, a delightful, imaginary garden world opened up to the eyes," Mrs. Geer says.

 Asked if he'd like to have a Dr. Seuss garden, Ethan takes a moment and then, very, very seriously responds, "Mmm-hmm."

Tony Kienitz is the author of "The Year I Ate My Yard."

 

Seeds of Seuss

 Using Dr. Seuss books as inspiration can build children's interest in gardening and be fun for adults as well. In addition to the vegetables and ornamentals mentioned in the story, consider these options:

Agave attenuata

Red-hot poker (Kniphofia uvaria)

Sea holly (Eryngium amethystinum)

Contorted jujube

Corkscrew willow (Salix matsudana)

Plumeria

Dinosaur kale (Italian black kale)

Trombone squash

Luffa (if only for the name)

Pineapple

Papaya

Pregnant onion

 — Tony Kienitz

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Tony's articles on Cherimoya Trees, Edible Flowers, and a Dr. Seuss Garden,  from the L.A. Times:

THE CALIFORNIA GARDEN

An ice cream tree? Sweet!

Delectable fruit, fine foliage, sweet perfume. Why doesn't everyone grow cherimoya?

By Tony Kienitz
Special to The Times

May 4, 2006

 IF you held a contest for the tastiest fruit in the universe, certainly black Persian mulberries would compete for the title. Freshly picked blueberries would breeze their way to the Final Four. Homegrown tomatoes (if you want to get all botanical about it) would be right up there too.

 But after all the votes have been counted, cherimoyas would still win in a landslide — especially if Californians knew about the tree's charms. Cherimoya tastes of pineapple, papaya, mango, strawberry, lemon and banana — all delivered in creamy, custard-like spoonfuls that melt in your mouth. No wonder that on some Pacific isles, cherimoya is called "ice cream fruit" — properly chilled, a fine treat with the heat of summer approaching.

  As a tree in home gardens, the cherimoya's quirky appeal goes far beyond its edible splendor. Blossoms open to release a sweet perfume, and the lush canopy conveniently rises no higher than 20 feet, making it ideal for a patio or terrace. It's a mystery why so few people choose the plant, given that it grows beautifully anywhere avocado trees thrive. Under-watering, improper pruning, general neglect — the cherimoya usually can handle it all.

  "It is a very forgiving tree," says Nino Cupaiuolo, president of the California Cherimoya Assn., a group of growers, packers and cherimoya enthusiasts. "A very pretty tree with lush green leaves."

 The foliage is offset by a smooth, smoke-gray bark and an inherent espalier habit. Branches arch away from the center growth in a manner that Australian growers define as "harp." The tree drops its leaves for a few weeks in winter before a fresh flush of foliage and flowers appears.

 You might imagine that a tree with such large, deeply veined leaves would also possess a gaudy, hibiscus-like bloom. But let's be honest: These flowers are akin to frumpy old aunties clad in housecoats and moccasins. The small, fat, pale green blossoms hang limply, each trio of petals barely open.

  It's as if the tree is trying to retain its esoteric place in the fruit tree world by actively discouraging attention, including that of would-be pollinators. Given the dowdiness of the bloom, one wonders how cherimoyas have survived thus far. That is, until you get a whiff.

 "The cherimoya's perfume is something else," Cupaiuolo says.

 "Something else" is surprisingly accurate. The scent that drifts about a blooming cherimoya is alluring and romantic, a feathery light fragrance that is neither cloying nor thick.

 Then why don't more people grow the plant here? In South America, where the tree is more prevalent, several native pests make healthy specimens a rarity. Perhaps the cherimoya's reputation as diseased and difficult to grow has followed the fruit northward.

 In Southern California, microclimates are an added complication and can affect a commercial grower's harvest substantially. Some cherimoyas develop better on the coast, while others do better inland. For the home gardener, however, the differences are insignificant. Pick a tree, raise it well, and you'll be harvesting the same fruit selling for $5 apiece in supermarkets.

 "If you're a backyard grower, one or two registered variety trees is plenty for one family and not difficult at all," says Cupaiuolo, a grower who lives in Vista in San Diego County. "If you have a 'Booth' or a 'Chaffey,' it will be plenty of cherimoyas for a family of four or five."

 The biggest hurdle, it turns out, is pollination.

 Because the native pollinating insects that inhabit southern Andean valleys don't live in Southern California, cherimoya flowers need to be hand-pollinated to yield a respectable harvest. The process is not especially hard, but it does take a gardener's patience.

 You might remember from sixth grade homeroom the ERPI Classroom films that so vividly demonstrated the technique: Using a small paintbrush (perhaps swiped from your child's watercolor tray), insert the tip of the brush into a flower whose petals are barely open. Twist the brush lightly to collect a few grains of pollen, retract the brush, then insert it into another flower, twisting and retracting again.

 You'll continue this process until you've visited each flower on the tree. Blooms will continue to open and mature over a few weeks, so staggering your pollination visits can ensure that the tree's fruits will ripen over a longer, more user-friendly period.

 The work is hypnotic — made so by the fragrance of the blooms, the splashing of light as you move through the tree, and the Old World pace the job entails. Each action requires a meditative calm.

  Cupaiuolo suggests snipping the tips off one petal from each flower that you have pollinated. This practice ultimately saves time because you won't waste effort on blooms that have already been pollinated.

 Expect fruits to ripen midsummer to early fall. Inside, the hard, glossy seeds are cocoa brown, like dark gems that could be traded for blankets or rum. Outside, the khaki-green skin can look a bit warty, depending on the variety — apt for a fruit that fits so nicely in your hand.

 You want to pick them when they are a yellowish green and allow them to soften in your refrigerator. Planting new trees should be done in late winter or early spring. They just need to avoid cold snaps in infancy and, if possible, be sited in a place that isn't too windy.

  The trees' other demands are few.

 "You have to control ants, but you have to control ants on all fruit trees," Cupaiuolo says. Ants carry pests such as aphids and scale into the trees, where they can cause damage. Professional growers ring the trunk with a bug barrier, a device that looks like something you'd use to scrub the kitchen sink.

  Another option: "Spray the heck with a hose," Cupaiuolo says. "The spray puts the ants on tilt."

 Pruning inner growth will help attract ladybugs and give the tree a better framework. In fact, shaping the tree from its third year on is highly recommended. Removing lower branches will create a stronger, picture-perfect trunk. Tipping back excessive annual growth will help the branches thicken, enabling them to hold the weight of a heavy crop.

 Avoid too much pruning, though. You don't want the fruit to burn in the sun. Just a little off the top: Make sure the sideburns are even and that should be enough.

 "The indigenous peoples of Colombia believe the cherimoya has aphrodisiac powers, and there we call it the Queen of Fruits," says Hector Aristobal, a Colombian-born psychotherapist and human rights activist who lives in Pasadena and is planting several cherimoyas. He hopes the trees rekindle memories of his homeland.

 "It is my mother's very, very favorite food," Aristobal says. "And it is said that no one ever feels bad after eating a cherimoya. No stomach sickness. Everyone is happy to eat a cherimoya."

 A tree that fits your yard. A tree that perfumes your patio. A tree that some people see as a stand-in for Viagra or Prozac. Cue up that song by Queen. I think we've found our champion.

Tony Kienitz is author of "The Year I Ate My Yard." 

 

 Pick up that island flavor

  Some nurseries carry cherimoya trees in 5- or 15-gallon containers. If your nursery doesn't, ask to have one ordered for you. A sampling of resources:

Papaya Tree Nursery: Carries 'Pierce,' 'El Bumpo,' 'Bays,' 'White' and 'Booth' varieties. 12422 El Oro Way, Granada Hills; (818) 363-3680 (ask for Alex Silber); e-mail  ptn.alexsilber@verizon.net.

Laguna Hills Nursery: Carries 'El Bumpo,' 'Honeyhart,' 'Knight,' 'Bays' and 'Ott'. 25290 Jeronimo Road, Lake Forest; (949) 830-5653.

California Cherimoya Assn.: A nonprofit organization that runs research projects. President Nino Cupaiuolo will try to answer all questions related to the tree. Send e-mail to him at  primaverafruit@sbcglobal.net and write "cherimoya info" in the subject line. More information:  http://www.cherimoyas.org .

 — Tony Kienitz

THE CALIFORNIA GARDEN
A veritable floral feast
Yes, if you're careful, you can eat flower petals straight from your yard. Carnations, tulips and impatiens, to name a few. Just make sure they're organic.

By Tony Kienitz
Special to The Times

June 9, 2005

Fine, go ahead, eat the daisies, but please don't eat the daffodils. Don't eat the oleander either. Don't eat the azalea flowers or the sweet pea blossoms, the morning glory or the iris.

Instead, slip into your yard this morning and pick some daylilies while they're still cool and crisp, then eat them. While you're at it, snip some snaps, clip some pinks, pluck a carnation or two and eat those as well. Those flamboyant fuchsia blooms? Chow down. Pinch off some of the sweet alyssum, chew it up and discover why it's called "sweet."

Wow, you've got a lot going on in your garden. What are you, some kind of gourmet?

It isn't big news that we humans eat flowers. Broccoli, artichoke and cauliflower are the most obvious examples. Pasadena gardener Mae Powell likes to "take squash blossoms, stuff them with cheese, tie a scallion around them and," she says, lowering her voice conspiratorially, "deep-fry them."

Yes, there are many flowers we grow and eat with regularity. It's the flower petals we could eat but usually don't that are most fascinating.

Granted, many flowers aren't tasty. Some, in fact, are poisonous. You'll need to proceed with caution. This may be why you won't find a long line snaking through your garden at 2 a.m. with hungry customers waiting to nosh on a gladiola. Flowers won't dethrone a Pink's chili-cheese dog as ritualistic, late-night masochism. Why? Because edible flowers are not main attractions; they are added attractions.

Edible flowers are merely living spices going about the age-old business of reproducing. The phlox will bloom, indifferent to whether you layer a few petals on a BLT or not. Your calendulas couldn't care less about being baked into blueberry muffins; they just want to attract bees and grow seeds. Hibiscus is too busy fighting off giant whitefly to worry about its sour, sharp-flavored petals being used in iced sun tea.

In inferior climates, the vast majority of gardeners experiences spring as a brain-numbing overload of information. Flowers are everywhere but time is too scant to appreciate each species fully.

Not so in Southern California. Here, we truly can get to know our plants. The pansies, sown last November, are still lingering, still producing enough blooms to sprinkle atop a cool vichyssoise. The tulips have come and gone from our salads, but the bachelor buttons are next in line, having just arrived for the summer potlucks. Our plants bloom in manageable doses.

One unqualified requirement for growing edible flowers is that they be raised organically. Experts warn about ingesting pesticide residue on flowers, but one only needs to taste a tiny bit of rose treated with systemic chemicals to realize it's inedible.

Impatiens cultivated with chemical fertilizers will taste entirely different from those grown without lab coat influences. Organically grown flowers possess clean, subtle flavors that range from sweet to bitter and never remind the tongue of scrubbing bubbles.

Growing organically means that many of the plants you'll be tending will have to be raised from seed and not purchased as transplants from nurseries, whose stock typically has been fed beaucoup amounts of chemicals. But what a tremendous gift this constraint provides: One of the greatest rewards one can receive as a gardener rests in growing from seed. Sure, sowing seeds means you'll need to pay more attention to your garden, and growing organically means you might find a couple of holes in your leaves, but the benefit will be, for maybe the first time in your history, an absolutely honest, all-natural garden - with stuff to feast on, no less.

The list of commonly grown plants with edible flower petals is extensive (and I am just talking about the petals - not the leaves, stems or any other part). Culinary herbs have edible flowers. All the alliums have edible flowers. (Chives are the yummiest.) All citrus have edible flowers. Apple, plum, peach and pear blossoms are good with Cheerios.

Stop worrying about college tuition; lavender lemonade can be sold at the curb for $1.25 a cup. Pineapple guava blossoms, in my opinion, are infinitely better tasting than the fruit itself. Roses are great in many dishes as long as you snip off the bitter white part from the petal. (Dark-colored roses are notably better.) Yucca blooms can be fried. Some recipes call for lilacs, others for hosta buds and still others for hollyhock. Dandelions are good, raw or cooked. And glazed violets are, well, totally Martha.

Gardener and private chef Andy Olsen used to cook with flowers. "I don't any more," he said. "They seem to get picked out and put to the side of the plate."

Sometimes a new twist on an old idea is all that it takes to inspire. When he learned that nasturtium flowers can replace basil in pesto, he got excited. "Oh, that sounds fabulous!" Olsen said. "We've got lots of nasties growing. I can make that tonight."

In researching this story I discovered that my favorite flower, the columbine, is edible. I bounced out the front door and plopped four or five of the delightfully sweet flowers into my mouth. My neighbor across the street watched me eat them, smiled and waved. We have an understanding, he and I. I'm allowed to eat straight from the yard, and he's allowed to keep his Christmas lights up year-round.